tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship.
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I love you
Anonymous

I love you more

facetlme:

cabbij:

Hi guys! So Alice and I have decided to do a tumblr awards since neither of us have done one before and we thought well why not
RULES:
mbf me and Alice
must reblog this post (likes don’t count)
that’s about it tbh 
CATEGORIES:
cutest boy
cutest girl
best url
best theme
best original posts
best icon
best non humour blog
facetlme’s personal fave
cabbij’s personal fave
The number of winners per category will depend on the amount of notes this gets
WHAT YOU WIN:
follow backs from both of us (if we aren’t already)
a promo each which you can use whenever you want
selfie/post reblogs whenever you want
the honour of being our friends (best prize tbh)
That’s it really! If this doesn’t get a decent amount of notes we can just pretend it didn’t happen but it should if you’re true followers
Also thanks to Chris for making the banner! Follow him he’s very nice and helpful
Happy tumblr awards, and may the odds be ever in your favour!

hey hey hey guys you should enter!!! just reblog this and follow both of us!

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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dietchola:

the best New Years text I got

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud