jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
simsgonewrong:

My sims got married and these women stood and applauded for several hours after everyone else had left.
do you have any tips on how to make money fast?
Anonymous

bombing:

after being born, skip the breastfeeding crap and immediately delve into corporate business


Bold & Brash S. Tentacles, 2001

punkrightsactivist:

when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there

zaynandharrypls:

#this says so much about all of them
dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

ender-friend:

ender-friend:

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

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do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate
just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d
katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’
"yeah buddy"
mesovideo:

rise